After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher.
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
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