Funny Story Written By Dumeeni For En Sec
[align=center]hi boys ...hi girls
how are you all
it's nice to write funny stories in arabic and make all people laughing
but what do you think about who can writting in funny stories in enlgish
it's sunny today .. i waked up at 6:am wil my phone rang two times says to me mr dumeeni you have to go to your work >. wake up .. wake up
i said yes freind i wake up you can close now>>((i wanna to let him close and complete sleeping looool))
but he was samrt and closed phone after two mintues >> he dialed again
i said oooooooooooh
but when i answer this time he said to me بطريقه طلع ههههههههههههههههههههه
wake up you will be late
i said ok
after i heard something good .. i can't mention it here looool
that's just open for my subject loooooooooool
^^
all this open subject
once i was studing in somewhere((do you think where i challenge you loool))
i was fool loooooooool i can't understand my amrican teacher
our teacher every time he laughing when he embarras me by difficult questions
once
he asked me
what's your dream in this life
i said to him
i'll answer you but plz iam hungry now would you like to leave me go outside to have two shakshoka and come back to you??
he said to me.. you're playing otaibi
no outside
not breakfast
not playing
iam not fool
i said to him iam fool but let me go
he said to me ok but under one condition
i said
iam stand bye just let' me go iam hungrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry
he said
answer me and go what' ever you want
what's your dream otaibi؟
i said i hope to be the general manager for this big company
hi laughed
and
laugh
and laugh
and touch my head
ok ok but you're funny
i said i now
he laughed
AND SAID TO ME:
ok you're but when i be presednt of USA
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههههه
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههه
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