Stupid Questions
10 most stupid questions?
People usually ask in obvious situations:
1. at the movies: When you meet friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in here.
2. in the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on painkiller. Why don't you try again?
3. at a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. at a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it’s horrible and made of contaminated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5. at a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question: you've become so big.
Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding and you ask
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive gangster it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on weather or not the Zulu tribes in Africa get married.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9. at the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question: Oh, so you are smoking.
Answer: Gosh, no it’s only my exhaust in flames!
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